Just breathe
go for it (:
This is my escape from all of the pressures of society. My place to share my memories and to spread some laughter. To get the worries out of my head. I don't have much, but I try to make the best with what I am provided. My page isn't anything extraordinary, but I hope i can give some entertainment to my followers eyes.
"I think the reason why twentysomethings are so fixated on age is because we feel a pressure to be a certain way at 23, at 25, at 29. There are all of these invisible deadlines with our careers and with love and drinking and drugs. I can’t do coke at 25. I need to be in a LTR at 27. I can’t vomit from drinking at 26. I just can’t! We feel so much guilt for essentially acting our age and making mistakes. We’re obsessed with this idea of being domesticated and having our shit together. It’s kind of sad actually because I don’t think we ever fully get a chance to enjoy our youth. We’re so concerned about doing things “the right way” that we lose any sense of pleasure in doing things the wrong way. Youth may be truly wasted on the young."
Why Do Twentysomethings Always Feel So Old | Ryan O’Connell (via cityyandcolour)
(Source: juneandafter, via forever-without-you)
| me: | this is a bad idea and will only make me sad |
| me: | okay let's do it |
I just love when someone acts like a complete and total bitch.
| 1950's lyrics: | Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will. |
| 1960's lyrics: | When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything. |
| 1970's lyrics: | I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. |
| 2012 lyrics: | Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt. |
What's wrong with our society.
| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
